G: Mamas! Mamas! Mamas why do you hate me so much? Mamas why are you acting like a bitch?
V: Probably because you're fondling her toy.
G: I'M NOT FONDLING, I'm playing with it in an attempt to make her play with it. Monkey see, monkey do, she better not be a fucking monkey but that's okay.
(You can head C laughing from across the hall)
G: Monkey! Monkey! Come here mono! Mono Mono! (Insert the best gorilla noise ever)