Make Loves

V: What?
G: You told me, well, you told the cat "Make love to her". I said no, I don't want to make love to cat. So that's why I was saying give him sugar.
V: I didn't
G: Sugar is like awww, but make loves is like, okay, that's a cat! I'm not a cat, so I don't do that!
C: Oh my God
G: I'm not, I'm not making this up.
V: I didn't tell you to fuck the cat.
G: Yea you did! You said make love to the cat!
V: I told the cat to make loves to G!
G: SEE! She admits it!
C: Doesn't mean screw!
G: She said make love! That's what that meeeaaaaans!
C: For humans!
G: But she's inss.. inssinuating beastialityyyyy.
C: Oh my God.
G: SHE IS!
V: Are you secretly lesbian with my cat? Are you admitting to this?
G: No, I'm saying you're trying to get me to be a secret lesbian with your cat, but that's not gonna work because I'm not sexually attracted to your cat!