Finals Week - Third To Last Day

(Studying the Glycolysis Pathway)

G: NO!
A: But you need to…
G: I’M LEARNING!!
S: So see look, from Glyceraldehyde to the 1-2-BisPhosphoGlycerate it’s the Dehydrogenase
G: So.. the Hydrogen goes to water?
S: TAKE THE HYDROGEN, NO, TAKE THE HYDROGEN! Take the Hydrogen
G: ..What??
S: Take the Hydrogen
G: But that’s what I’ve got here…
S: Nope, take the Hydrogen
G: ……. OH! ..that is a Hydrogen

 

V: *cough cough cough* ……I just choked on fucking spit
S: I’m trained in first aid and cpr can I help you?
A: Give her mouth to mouth!
V: ew
S: ew

(So while S was out of the house earlier that day, we had somehow substituted the “It’s Raining Men” song, to “It’s Raining Sperm.” When S came back, we told her about this but didn’t tell G we told S. )
V: Burp
S: That was attractive.. I have such attractive roommates.. singing sperm songs all day long…
G: Did you tell her about that??
V: No
G: Oh, wwooo, Did you just guess that?
S: Yea, I figured it had something to do with sperm, because you love sperm. You were so gung-ho and ready to sing this song I knew it had to be something about sperm.
G: …Somebody told you… YOU HEARD IT! You were standing outside you must’ve heard us singing…
S: ..what? NOO I DIDN’T!
(everyone chimes in)
S: What is the sperm song? Now I wanna hear!
G: No!

(G breaking out into her rendition of the sperm song from Monty Python. Keep in mind, the rest of us have no idea that this song exists, and we really are trying to keep up with this)

(For this next one I didn’t start recording until after the “Boy did I go into the wrong profession!”)
V: I  don’t know if you heard, but last year they released this article on kinky sex… and (Prof) was reading this at the time in class and he goes: Boy did I go into the wrong profession! And it was, like, the most awkward moment, everone was like…eaaaa.  
S: Wait I remember you telling me about this!
V: Yea, and then he talked about his Willy.. like, it’s name is Willy… , like Wilbert or something like that…
G: OH Did I have to know that?! Ooohhhh nooooo
V: Yea, it can be a bonus question!
G: What is my penis’ name?
A: WILBERT!
G: oooohhh shit
S: He told you that he named his penis Wilbert?
V: It came up! Like I know his penis’ name is Wilber, Willy.
S: How would you know this?
V: I don’t know, we were talking about like urination or something… and the whole class was like uuhhh.