Storytime With Glycolysis



(In this one, G was trying to find a way to memorize the Glycolysis pathway, because of this, she came up with a very interesting story involving the steps of the second half of glycolysis. Bonus points if you know what she's actually talking about!)
G: So we start here, with threeee cheerleaders.
A: They're all sluts...
G: No, STOP, okay, the three cheerleaders. One of them, mutates, so now there's two cheerleaders. Okay, um, and then they meet, oh, well, these two cheerleaders, they don't like brushing their teeth, they don't like Fluoride. Um, and, they meet these two hot guys and they're named Enol, and Ase, and they get really sweaty so they lose all their water.
A: EWWW, That's disgusting!
G: And then, but they're like Oh My God, Oh My God, so they forget about Enol and Ase, and they go to the PEP rally. And then, at the PEP rally, they're still kinda freaked out about Enol and Ase, right? So they have two "O"'s....
V: ..Gretchen just mouthed an "O".
G: Yea, yea right, you missed that! Um okay, so then after the PEP rally they go to the soccer game and the Captain, who's the control of the team, kicks the penalty kick, the PK. Um, but he didn't do so good... yea he did do good...no he didn't do good, no. Originally he didn't think he was going to do good because he didn't have any protein because he didn't like Alanine. But then he had some fruit, with the fructose, and um he did good!
V: He made ATP
G: (Gives me a death glare) ...Yea, yea, and he got energy and he made ATP. And then, they made a Pyruvate pyramid at the end!
V: I love how angry she looked at me and then was like... yea