Sunday, May 27, 2012

Awkward Cervix


During this time, three of us were taking an animal reproduction class and needless to say, at this point in time we had way too much fun with it. Apologies if none of it makes sense.

V: Y cervix?
S: Y cervix like a marsupiiiial!
V/S: Break into an awkward cervix moment. (Here we are making y shapes with our arms)
G: That's not a cervix at all. This is a cervix. (Makes a triangle)
S: This is a cervix!
G: This is a cervix!
V: It's a marsupial cervix.
S: Duuuhhh, bitch!
V: And that's why it's awkward, because it's a y-shape.
S: Cause it's a y-shape.
G: But you need, like a...
S: And then it collapses, it's got a collapsed uterus.
V: Why are you, like, squeezing?
G: It's like a cervix.
V: You're squeezing the ovaries up here, or uteruses.
G: No, um, this is a c-cervix and then, but you're trying to make them like
V: We're talking about a marsupial cervix.
S: I don't know what you're talking about.
G: No, spiky, but then there's two, so you need to make them like (incoherent mumbling)!
V: I don't think cervixes are spiky at all.
S: I would hope that cervixes aren't spiky!

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