Buttcheeks

V: I can get you butt pads for your birthday.
S: Aww thanks. That's nice.
V: And then I can use them whenever..
S: Yea we can share!
V: Oh there you go.
S: Matching butt pads.
V: One cheek each.
S: Oh... that would be terrible.
G: You would just have to walk, like, together.
V: Conjoined ass twins.
G: Like three legged race style.
S: We can have like, yup that's just it, that's all we get. Good Lord. You be right cheek, I'll be left cheek.
V: Why are you going to be the left?
S: I don't know, you be the left, I was just thinking.
V: I'm left handed, maybe I'm left assed...ed too.
G: You don't have an assedness... I don't think you've got a preferable side.
S: See, ok, but, if I'm...
V: What if people do? How would you know?
S: See, no, no, I have to be the left cheek, cause then when we'd walk next to each other I still have my right arm to do things and you'd have your left arm.
V: Well see, there you go.
S: Sp there we go.
G: Oh, true.