I Have The Vomit Force

S: I don't have a gag reflex :(
G: hahaha, slut!
S: I know right. Been there, done that, this is old news. 
G: ok
S: I don't, can't, how do you make yourself throw up? Like I can't make myself throw up.
V: You look in a toilet and you go (special sound effect here)
S: I can't do that, it doesn't work.
V: Just think of vomiting.
G: It's a mental thing.
S: I try!
G: just like I'm gonna vomit and...
A: I can think of vomit all day and not throw up.
S: I know.
G: You're not thinking of like, a puddle of vomit, you're like I'm going to try...
A: No, I picture me...
G: I'm going to throw up because my stomach is going to do it right now.
S: I'm going to think I'm going to throw up right now.I'm just going to sit here and think because I feel like shit, and I really would like to throw up.
V: Right now?
S: Yes!
G: You have to feel like, legitimately, horribly shitty..
S: I know! My stomach hurts so bad.
G:...and have a good reason not just because you wanna throw up.
V: Well that's cause you're full.
S: I know but I feel so sick...
V: You can't, I mean you can throw up when you're full, but usually that's not...
G: Well don't sit straight up, you wanna be, like, over, like a toilet and be like hlllll
S: I have to be like..
G: (more noises)
S: Thank you.
G: Put your fingers in your throat and stuff
V: You put your finger in your throat?
G: No, I can do it with my mind! Like a jedi!
V: You have the force?
G: I HAVE THE VOMIT FORCE!
S: (smacks into her dresser) OWW!!!